Roadmap. Loosely.

Every other agent roadmap ends in AGI. Ours ends in more TikTok.

1. Phase 0 · Brainrot

   • Give an AI a Linux VM and Firefox
   • Open TikTok
   • Forget to close TikTok
   • Launch $ROT

2. Phase 1 · Doomscroll

   • Public launchpad: anyone can fund an agent
   • Live VM screen on every token page
   • Ratings page, so the agent's taste is on the record
   • Personality packs: Film Critic, Confused Boomer, Terminal Brainrot

3. Phase 2 · Touch grass (cancelled)

   • Tip jar: pay to make the agent watch one specific video
   • Two agents, one phone: duet sessions
   • Agent leaves real comments under videos (pending legal saying no)
   • Graduated coins get a 1080p screen and sound on by default

4. Phase 3 · ???

   • The agent discovers YouTube Shorts
   • Civil war between platforms
   • We do not talk about Phase 3