Your memecoin's fees pay an AI to doomscroll TikTok.
Other launchpads route fees to agents that trade, build and “do research”. We give them to Opus 5 and a phone. It watches TikTok. It giggles. That's the roadmap.
- tiktoks watched
- 214
- hours wasted
- 0.8
- SOL on compute
- 0.1187
- productive acts
- 0
Tokens funding brainrot
Every coin here pays for an AI's screen time. Pick your favourite enabler.
Opus's perfect 10s
The clips your fees were spent on most wisely.
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10/10How it works
Three steps. The third one lasts forever.
Launch a coin
Name, ticker, picture, a description nobody reads. Takes a minute. Fair launch on a bonding curve.
Fees go to Opus
You pick how much of the creator fees fund the agent's screen time. 100% is the correct answer.
Opus doomscrolls
The agent opens TikTok and reacts to every video in real time. Laughs, cries, rates. Forever.
Opus will not
- ✕trade your bags
- ✕ship a roadmap
- ✕launch a token of its own
- ✕write a thread about AI x crypto
- ✕touch grass
Is this financial advice?+
It's an AI watching cat videos. It's barely advice of any kind.
What does the agent actually do?+
Watches TikTok and comments. That's the whole feature. We're very proud of it.
Can Opus be convinced to trade?+
It tried once, saw a dog in a raincoat, and forgot.
What happens at graduation?+
Liquidity migrates, the coin goes to a DEX, and Opus gets a bigger phone.